DEL BOY WOULD TELL EU TO GET LOST AND SAVE US £40 BILLION

Derek “Del Boy” Trotter from Only Fools And Horses could give Theresa May some useful tips on getting a good #Brexit #deal.

The Sun on Sunday has published the Peckham wheeler-dealer turned author’s guide to leaving the EU prior to the launch of his new book (see BELOW),

But surely the most typical #Del #Boy ploy would be to tell ‘Claude Chunker’ and his Brussels cronies: “Give us what we want, mate, or you can forget us paying you a £40 billion divorce bill. We won’t care what you do to us because we’ll be £40 billion better off.”

If Del Boy was calling the shots, he would also no doubt scrap the £14 billion we pay in #foreign #aid. This is as a result of the crazy David Cameron-era commitment to donate 0.7 per cent of our GDP while our own people try to cope with roads full of potholes, over-crowded hospitals and lack of housing.

Del Boy: You Know It Makes Sense – Lessons from the Derek Trotter School of Business (and Life), Ebury Press, comes out on November 1, £20. The book has been written by Jim Sullivan, son of ‘Only Fools and Horses’ creator John Sullivan.

The other Del Boy tips for Theresa May can be found on my website:https://www.facebook.com/EXCHANGINGTIPS/?ref=br_rs

There’s also some great information and stories on website: https://www.facebook.com/Tony-Flood-343471372332240/ These include how the “break a leg” greeting by theatricals backfired badly on an actor who did just that and the show’s opening night had to be postponed!

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REVISED EDITION, INCLUDING EXTRA NEW CHAPTER, FOR JUST £1.99

  • Publisher Andrews UK is offering two #exciting #revised e-book additions to popular fantasy adventures by husband and wife authors Tony and Heather Flood.
  • The revised edition of Heather Flood’s Mousey Mousey and the Witches’ Spells includes an extra new adventure and is aimed for children aged from four to 10. The little lady mouse has been hailed as the most loveable young children’s character since Beaxtrix Potter’s Peter Rabbit, and as cute as the mouse in Julia Donaldson’s The Gruffalo. Glowing reviews include those from fellow authors and actor Jeffrey Holland of Hi-de-Hi fame.
  • Tony Flood’s revised fantasy adventure Jody Richards and the Secret Potion has been endorsed by best-selling author Jessica Duchen and actress June Whitfield, who say it is ideal for children (and adults) seeking more magic, thrills and humour post Harry Potter.
  • You can obtain these new e-versions for the #bargain price of just £1.99 each by going to the following links:
  • Mousey Mousey: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0055WXL2W
  • Secret Potion: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B004XJKY6E/

Andrews UK’s revised digital editions take advantage of newer features developed for e-readers since the original launch.

Special offers of reduced-priced signed copies of Tony and Heather’s books are available on http://www.fantasyadventurebooks.com and http://www.celebritiesconfessions.com including the extra chapter in Heather’s Mousey Mousey adventure.

via CHURCHILL’S SHORT SPEECH FAILED TO LIFT OUR BADLY FED & SUPPORTED MEN

Eastbourne author Heather Flood, best known for her Mousey Mousey children’s books and as a creative writing tutor at Alice Croft House Over 50s Club, Eastbourne, adds her own special tribute to those marking the #First #World #War #centenary.

She reveals how #Winston #Churchill, who, at the outbreak of war in 1914, was serving as First Lord of the Admiralty, tried to boost the morale of our poorly fed and badly supported sailors. But his visit and ‘rousing speech’ #backfired because they were too short.

Heather says: “At a time when the UK is staging events to commemorate 100 years since the end of the conflict and remembering the bravery of those who fought, lived and died in the First World War, it is appropriate for me to reveal the part played by my grandfather William Henry Wilson.

“So I am providing passages taken from handwritten diaries by William, a Cockney who was born in 1892 in Poplar, East London. His memories of the First World War are very enlightening and tell how unprepared, #badly #supported and #poorly #fed our #sailors were! The conditions on board our ships were #laughable compared to those on the American ships.”

WILLIAM HENRY WILSON’S STORY: “I joined the Royal Navy in November 1916. Our country had been at war with Germany for two years and many of my friends had joined earlier. Some of them had been killed.

I was a stoker on board the light battlecruiser HMS Inflexible, escorting convoys of food ships from Canada, and I spent most days in the bows of the ship. By the end of each day my skin was black and sometimes blistered, as it was too hot to wear many clothes.

We were berthed at Scapa Flow. At the beginning of the war, there were five battle squadrons at Scapa Flow consisting of 20 dreadnoughts, five battle-cruisers, and eight older capital ships. We worked hard, coaling up the ship. It took us five hours to get a good head of steam and it was like working at the Devil’s furnace.

Our rations on board were pitiful. We started the day with bread and jam or marmalade and a cup of tea. We could buy two pennyworths of broken biscuits and were given a daily ration of KI, which was chocolate, sliced off a big block. At 12.15 we had our daily ration of rum.

When we went on shore we looked around for a cafe to have a decent meal, but they had all been closed because of rationing. I went into a pub and asked the landlord if he had any bread and cheese, but he just laughed.

I went home on leave and surprised my family on the doorstep. I dropped my kit bag and asked my Mum Mariah to make a cup of tea, but she said there was no tea in the house. What a state of affairs. I was away at sea, escorting the conveys bringing food to England, and we had no tea.

I had brought some KI with me and gave it to my Dad Harry he loved it. The next morning I went out with my ration book and bought them tea, tinned milk, sugar and a leg of lamb.

America joined the war and their ships were anchored with us at Scapa Flow. We could spot the Yankee ships as they had trellis masks. They also had bands playing on the deck while in port, which was unheard of for us. Fifty of us Jacks were selected from all ranks to visit the American ships and I was among the lucky ones.

We all climbed aboard motor launches and as soon as we boarded their ships we were amazed at the comfort their sailors had. They provided us with refreshments and we noticed that there were three shops on board where their sailors could buy their clothes and boots. They had long tables in their Mess with soft chairs to sit on to eat their meals which were served to them by stewards. They had proper cups and saucers and teaspoons to stir their tea. Their dressers had slots to put the plates so that they did not slide around, and every man had a mirror fitted to his bulkhead so they could have a decent shave.

In a way, I was sorry that I had visited their ship. It upset me, and my mates, to think what awful conditions we had to endure, and we were the “Boys of the Bulldog Breed”.

Ours was supposed to be the greatest Navy in the world. I began to think I was in the wrong Navy.

When we returned the compliment and invited the Americans on board our ships I hung my head in shame, as they were shown around the Inflexible.

One of their Jacks told me that there would be a mutiny if they had to put up with such bad conditions. I began to hate the Navy. We were being asked to sacrifice our lives and they could not even give us a decent meal.”

Elsewhere in his diaries, William Henry Wilson said: “Winston Churchill came abroad the cruiser Australia for a courtesy visit. About 50 men were chosen to board the Australia from the Inflexible and I was one of them. Churchill made a very short speech, I suppose to keep our peckers up. But one of the Jacks shouted: “Is that all you have to say, Winston?”

DETAILS ABOUT BOOKS BY HEATHER FLOOD AND HER HUSBAND AND FELLOW AUTHOR TONY FLOOD are on http://www.fantasyadventurebooks.com

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via REVELATIONS FROM ONE OF OUR FIRST WORLD WAR HEROES

Author Heather Flood, best known for her Mousey Mousey children’s books and as a creative writing tutor at Alice Croft House Over 50s Club, Eastbourne, adds her own #special #tribute to those marking the #First #World #War #centenary.
Heather says: “At a time when the UK is staging events to commemorate 100 years since the end of the conflict and remembering the bravery of those who fought, lived and died in the First World War, it is appropriate for me to reveal the part played by my grandfather William Henry Wilson.

“So I am providing passages taken from handwritten diaries by William, a Cockney who was born in 1892 in Poplar, East London. His memories of the First World War are very enlightening and tell how unprepared, badly conditioned and #poorly #fed our #sailors were!”

WILLIAM HENRY WILSON’S STORY: I joined the Royal Navy in November 1916. Our country had been at war with Germany for two years and many of my friends had joined earlier. Some of them had been killed.

I was a stoker on board the light battlecruiser HMS Inflexible, escorting convoys of food ships from Canada, and I spent most days in the bows of the ship. By the end of each day my skin was black and sometimes blistered, as it was too hot to wear many clothes.

We were berthed at Scapa Flow. At the beginning of the war, there were five battle squadrons at Scapa Flow consisting of 20 dreadnoughts, five battle-cruisers, and eight older capital ships. We worked hard, coaling up the ship. It took us five hours to get a good head of steam and it was like working at the Devil’s furnace.

Our rations on board were pitiful. We started the day with bread and jam or marmalade and a cup of tea. We could buy two pennyworths of broken biscuits and were given a daily ration of KI, which was chocolate, sliced off a big block. At 12.15 we had our daily ration of rum.

When we went on shore we looked around for a cafe to have a decent meal, but they had all been closed because of rationing. I went into a pub and asked the landlord if he had any bread and cheese, but he just laughed.

I went home on leave and surprised my family on the doorstep. I dropped my kit bag and asked my Mum Mariah to make a cup of tea, but she said there was no tea in the house. What a state of affairs. I was away at sea, escorting the conveys bringing food to England, and we had no tea.

I had brought some KI with me and gave it to my Dad Harry he loved it. The next morning I went out with my ration book and bought them tea, tinned milk, sugar and a leg of lamb.

America joined the war and their ships were anchored with us at Scapa Flow. We could spot the Yankee ships as they had trellis masks. They also had bands playing on the deck while in port, which was unheard of for us. Fifty of us Jacks were selected from all ranks to visit the American ships and I was among the lucky ones.
We all climbed aboard motor launches and as soon as we boarded their ships we were amazed at the comfort their sailors had. They provided us with refreshments and we noticed that there were three shops on board where their sailors could buy their clothes and boots. They had long tables in their Mess with soft chairs to sit on to eat their meals which were served to them by stewards. They had proper cups and saucers and teaspoons to stir their tea. Their dressers had slots to put the plates so that they did not slide around, and every man had a mirror fitted to his bulkhead so they could have a decent shave.
In a way, I was sorry that I had visited their ship. It upset me, and my mates, to think what awful conditions we had to endure, and we were the “Boys of the Bulldog Breed”.
Ours was supposed to be the greatest Navy in the world. I began to think I was in the wrong Navy.
When we returned the compliment and invited the Americans on board our ships I hung my head in shame, as they were shown around the Inflexible.
One of their Jacks told me that there would be a mutiny if they had to put up with such bad conditions. I began to hate the Navy. We were being asked to sacrifice our lives and they could not even give us a decent meal.

Peter Sellers was rebuffed when he tried to carry on with Liz Fraser

by Tony Flood, author of My Life With the Stars, The Secret Potion and Triple Tease.

It’s amazing that many male film stars are so smooth and sophisticated on screen, particularly in love scenes, but in real life they show no finesse at all! Apparently, #Peter #Sellers was a classic example when he tried it on with actresses – and he was firmly rebuffed by #Liz #Fraser.

You can put that away,” the Carry On star told him when he unzipped his trousers, intent on having #sex after inviting her to dine in his trailer.

He did as she instructed and told her: “I think you’d better go.”

But she retorted: “Not only have you behaved inappropriately but you’re now going back on your promise to give me a wonderful dinner. I’m not going to leave without having my dinner.”

So they ate three courses in silence.

Liz, who died aged 88 on September 6th, 2018, said: “Peter was such a rogue. He boasted about having an affair with Sophia Loren when they starred in The Millionairess in 1960. He was so excited he told his wife Anne Howe, and was surprised when she threw him out of the house.”

This will be one of the stories in the new edition of my celebrity book My Life with the Stars, which is already packed with revelations and anecdotes about Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Joan Collins, George Best, Muhammad Ali, Bruce Forsyth and many more. Check it out on http://www.celebritiesconfessions.com